There once was a Deep One named Dagon
Whose heart was as cold as a wagon
But then he met Cthulhu’s daughter
And his heart skipped a beat like it oughtta
Now they swim together, their love unflaggin’
There was a Shoggoth in icy R’lyeh
Whose tentacles caused human dismay
But then he met a kindred soul
A creature with eyes black as coal
And together they found love in the deep, dark fray
In the mountains of madness, there lurked
A horror whose name was un-quirked
But then she met a ghoul with a heart
As big as the Elder Gods’ arcane art
And their love grew, ’til it couldn’t be turked
